“Hal’loooo everyone,” the host said with his signature howl. “Are we feeling fab’u’lous tonight? You should be. I know I am. I’m Diego Lobo and you’re in Lobo’s Den!”
“We’ve got a fabulous show for you tonight folks,” Diego said. “First, let’s spill some Hot Gossip.”
“It looks like heartbreak for heart throb Christian Harp. His whirlwind romance with sultry starlet Jenny Poole may be over. The Urbz actress announced today that the couple has broken off their engagement. I think the real question on everyone’s mind is… will Alexandra take Christian back?
“Make him beg, honey,” Diego said slyly.
“In Entertainment News,” Diego continued. “It looks like storm clouds, not rainbows, for Londyn Huntley’s Iris Productions. The superstar’s new production company is facing a downpour of legal action from Symphony Entertainment, claiming that top directors, writers and actors signing up with Iris are in violation of their contracts with Symphony.
“An unruffled, and perfectly coiffed, Londyn replied to the lawsuits, calling them frivolous and a desperate attempt by Symphony to distract from their own bad press after their money man, Nick Alto, was convicted of racketeering.
“Ooo, loving you, Londyn.”
“In Society, the rich and powerful were out in force at Hugo’s,” Diego said. “Celebrity chef Hugo Villareal’s five-star restaurant hosted a fundraiser for brother-in-law and conservative representative Rohan Elderberry. Yes, folks, it was a night of rich, old men in boring suits and trophy wives in slinky dresses…
“But wait… what’s this,” Diego adds, exaggerating for effect. “Elderberry’s eldest berry, Genie, caused a colorful stir when she publicly called on daddy to reject the conservative party’s anti-LGBTQ platform.
“Well, I sure hope Genie gets her wish.”
“We’ve got a great show tonight, folks,” Diego grins. “Cassie Goth, the Raven Witch herself, is in the Den talking about twenty-five years of music. Come join us.”
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